Man Defenestrates Cousin Over ‘Game Of Thrones’

Entertainment Editor
04.26.11 2 Comments

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Grasp your swords firmly and strap in, because it’s about to get F**KING METAL in here.  Michael Podniestrzanski from — who didn’t see this coming? — Florida has been arrested after an altercation with his cousin about HBO’s fantasy epic “Game of Thrones”, which is a really good show.  Hit me with the facts so I can stop fantasizing, TheSmokingGun:

Podniestrzanski and his cousin “got into a verbal altercation” over which of the cable program’s characters was going to win, according to a Manatee County Sheriff’s Office report.

Manatee County is the sea-cow-iest of all the counties. But I digress. The awesome show based on George R.R. Martin’s epic novels premiered on HBO last Sunday, and Michael Podniestrzanski just earned himself a special place in superfan history by throwing his cousin through a window for disagreeing about a fantasy show’s plot points.  Who among us hasn’t wanted to stone cold defenestrate somebody for disagreeing about a show we love?  Let he among us who has never wanted to defenestrate somebody who says Twilight is better than Harry Potter cast the first “Expelliarmus!

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