Matthew McConaughey Gave Sandra Bullock A ‘Decade Of Hotness’ Award

Sandra Bullock has been very attractive for a very long time, and will continue to be attractive after the rest of us look like the Speed 2: Cruise Control of people. For that reason, and all because she’s pretty cool, the Gravity star was honored for her not-ugliness last night at the Spike TV’s Guys Choice Awards, where she took home the antler-horn trophy for a “Decade of Hotness.” Her presenters: former fake-lovers Hugh Grant (alright), Keanu Reeves (alright), and Matthew McConaughey (alright).

Hugh Grant kicked off the Sandy-gushing fest by talking about how she went from “sneaky hot” to just “hot.” Keanu Reeves then took the stage to praise his Speed co-star, and couldn’t stop raving about Bullock (no, really, Grant made fun of the length of his speech afterward).

Matthew McConaughey also stepped out and noted that he always found Sandra’s collarbone sexy, and rubbed it in everyone’s faces that he’s been able to both successfully and unsuccessfully try to kiss her.

Bullock was her typically charming self.

“I feel like I’m at my funeral. Decade of Hotness…My question was what decade? I have several under my belt. It should really be Decade of Hot Mess. That I can own and I do that well and I’m still convinced I’m up here because someone dropped out and they needed someone quickly and we know I’m home on Saturdays,” she quipped.

“I’d like to thank the Guys Choice Awards for this—the horns. How many people hold this up and say, ‘I’m so horny!’ I’d like to thank you for this honor. This is an amazing slingshot for a 49-year-old. I’d like to thank every hairstylist and makeup artist for creating the illusion because I didn’t look like this a couple hours ago…I’m just one of the luckiest girls I know and three of the people I’m just so crazy about are right next to me.”

I would very much like to know which fountain Sandy and Julia Louis-Dreyfus are drinking from.

Via E! Online

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