Move over, Swiss Cheese Pervert! Another Pennsylvania man, 52-year-old Kenneth Derwin Clark, has been charged with a grab bag of indecent exposure, open lewdness, disorderly conduct and driving with a suspended license after showing up to the same Wendy drive-thru location in Harrisburg — bare-ass naked — three times over the course of two days. A resourceful pervert you ain’t, Kenneth Derwin Clark. Penn Live reports:
The first incident occurred at about 11 p.m. on March 12 at the Wendy’s along the 600 block of North Enola Road, police said. Clark drove up to the window, turned on the interior light of his car and looked down at his lap, police said. A female employee noticed that Clark was naked, police said.
Clark returned to the restaurant at about the same time on March 14, court records state. He pulled up to the window and handed a different female employee his money. The woman noticed that Clark was naked and yelled for a co-worker, police said.
Clark came back a third time about 30 minutes later, police said. This time he did not place an order but drove right to the window, he again turned on the interior light to his car and looked down at his lap, records state.
Far be it from me to try to get inside of the mind of a pervert, but what was it about that Wendy’s in particular that was so attractive? Weren’t there any McDonald’s or Burger Kings, or even drive-thru CVS’s in the area? Although none of those chains have a little red-headed girl mascot with pigtails and, yup, I just totally squicked myself out. Moral of the story is: Never try to rationalize why a pervert does anything. And don’t show up to the same drive-thru naked multiple times, either. I guess that’s also a good takeaway, here.