Meme Watch: Lenny Kravitz Auditions For Hipster Verizon Guy

Yesterday I saw these photos of Lenny Kravitz walking around Soho using a retro phone headset and while most people laughed them off as “LOL, hipsters don’t try so hard,” I couldn’t help but think this was all part of Lenny’s master plan to snatch up the vacant Verizon Guy post, appealing to iPhone-loving hipsters and fans of 90’s music alike. I mean, it’s not Lenny’s best idea, but it’s not his worst either.
So I’ve decided to kick start Lenny’s campaign for Hipster Verizon Guy by showcasing his ability to take calls in the third person across this great nation of ours. Verizon, srlsy, get on this.