Would You Pay $2.5 Million For This Spiritual Sex Toy?

10.08.14 4 years ago 4 Comments

Wooden Dildo - eBay -  $2.5 Million

What sex toy could possibly be worth $2.5 million? According to a seller on eBay, buyers will want to pay the hefty price for this hefty, umm, piece of work.

An artist on eBay known only as “Max” is auctioning off a pinewood dildo for $2.5 million, which he claims embodies the spirit of Kyynmwahppt, “the ever watchful good spirit to help you see all positive things in life.” The dildo is 48 cm long, 12 cm wide at its base, and 6.5 cm thick. His other items on eBay include a talisman for energy, a handmade snowmobile, and other spirit art.

His story of the dildo is lengthy, and he insists, “There is only ONE sculpture like this on the planet.” I am sure he is right.

This amazing experience started in 2001 with an outsourcing venture.

This venture was for healing myself from really hard and unreal situations in my life, while being in the bush in a mitchuap (a mitchuap is like a teepee) a Healer messaged me become an artist “ a Healer says, always play the song that pleases you.”

Maybe 3 years after, while ice fishing on 7 foot of ice in may ( dug with my axe ) at the lake. After catching a few fish, at dinner time a Reader came to me and gave a message that I should draw our spirits. After 4 years in the bush I came out a different man with a mission. This mission is to sculpt spirits. All the spirits that the artist sculpted were stored in his glass cabinet for personal viewing. But this Kyynmwahppt spirit started in 2004 and it was finished in 2013. All this time and effort that were taken to give honor to Kyynmwahppt, and after countless and countless hours of trying to make the colors stand out and can send out it’s power of seeing all the positive things in life.

He acknowledges that the asking price is a bit stiff, but he claims that the money from the sale will benefit people in need. He doesn’t provide any specifics as to where the money will go or how it will be used, but he does share his ultimate goal to set up clean water sources in poor villages.

I think $2.5 million is still far too expensive for a dildo, even if it is handmade and truly does embody the spirit of Kyynmwahppt. A good Rabbit vibrator is a tiny fraction of the price, and like most good sex toys, they are already built to help its user see all the positive things in life, or at least let off a little frustration.

Source: The Daily Dot

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