‘My Uterus Is Buried In The Ground’: This Woman Joined Tinder As A Horny Ghost

12.22.14 3 years ago 16 Comments
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“Can’t turn down a horny ghost.” Demi Moore knew it to be true, and so does comedian Grace Spelman, who tweets as @gspels. Just for s-s-s-sh*ts and g-g-g-giggles, she recently joined Tinder as a spirit, turning her face into a blurry wormhole like a photo from The Ring.

Spelman’s biography: “I haven’t felt the temptation to partake of succulent human flesh since my execution for crimes against humanity.” Possibly genocidal ghosts are so hot.

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