The question on everyone’s minds today seems to be this: has the international crime syndicate known as the Catholic Church chosen a new leader yet? The presence of white smoke seems to be the affirmative indicator. In that case, we turn to Waka Flocka Flame. What’s the word, Waka?
YES?!?! Really? Are you sure???
Well okay then — we have a new pope. And the world spins madly on.