This meteorologist was reporting about a waterspout on New Zealand news recently, when he made the astute observation about the funnel-shaped cloud. Smirking, he asked, “When you take a step back, is there anything else you see in this picture?” Oh, you mean the giant dangly cloud dick and balls? That’s what he’s referring to, right?
“You didn’t have to say that,” replied his co-anchor. “It’s about as subtle as a sledgehammer, mate.” It’s like, grow up, guys. They act like it’s the first time they’ve ever been able to differentiate a cloud formation by its religion.