College Humor gathered 30 celebrities to make 24 videos for their Malarious fundraiser. Kind souls who donate as little as a dollar can watch every video, and the proceeds go to Malaria No More. We’ve already featured Rainn Wilson’s Malarious sketch, in which he goes all Schrute Facts on cheesy inspirational Facebook statuses. Today we are blessed with my favorite video of the bunch: Nick Offerman (Ron Swanson from Parks and Recreation) reciting a poem about bacon while banging on some bongos. This man is serious about his meat products. We’re talking about a dude who describes pork sausage in terms of linear feet.
There’s nothing more I can say about Nick Offerman’s video below than, “Just watch it.” Between this and Adam Scott’s scholarly breakdown of “Ice Ice Baby”, this is shaping up to be a glorious day for fans of both Parks and Rec and rocking the mic like a vandal (specifically, to the extreme). So stop, collaborate, and listen…
[Hat tip to the Bacon Eaters at The High Definite.]