Being an adolescent is rough. You’re not quite an adult, but not exactly a child, either, and with racing hormones and everything else it’s only natural to want to experiment with sex, substances, and whatever else. The only problem is that you still live under your parents’ roof, which affords you very little in the way of privacy, and while you’re under their roof you’ll live by their rules, and blah blah blah blah.
Of course, some teens and young adults are better at hiding their, uh, indiscretions than others. Personally I think the worst thing my parents found of mine was a photo album while I was home from college, which documented my various and far from innocent goings-on while away at college… But all things considered it could have been much worse, such as these stories from the annals of AskReddit, which posed the question: “What did your parents find in your room that you wish they hadn’t?”
Suffice to say, the answers don’t disappoint, and some veer off into the NSFW territory. We’ll start with this one from defhex who had a very similar experience as my sister, who had the dog chew up a beer bong she brought home from senior week.
One of my vibrators. And to make things even worse. My dog found one of them that had like a plastic-shaped penis covering over it. My dog took it into the living room and proceeded to tear it apart.
So on top of my mom finding out I had sex toys, I spent 30 minutes cleaning and looking for pieces of plastic in the living room.
Any walk of shame had nothing on this.