Pity The 86-Year-Old Man Who Died Hours Before His Howard Stern Prize: A Hooker Threesome

As a promotional tie-in for Bad Grandpa, Howard Stern ran a contest where an elderly gentlemen could score a threesome with two , Caressa Kisses and Rain Riches (didn’t she run for Congress once?). According to the New York Daily News, 86-year-old Johnny Orris (pictured above, to the right) was the lucky winner, but before he could claim his “Super Bowl of Sex,” he died. I bet he was a Buffalo Bills fan, too.

An 86-year-old man who won a free ménage-a-trois at the famous Bunny Ranch choked to death on a piece of steak shortly before his promised night of carnal delight, said brothel owner Dennis Hof.

Eager octogenarian Johnny Orris, shortly before his last meal, said he was looking forward to “the greatest day of my life” — only to die Thursday on the floor of a Nevada restaurant.

Johnny Orris lived alone at his home in Sullivan, Ill., after his wife died 11 years ago. (Via)

This is more tragic than Peter O’Toole’s death. You know that guy had his fair share of hooker threesomes.

(NY Daily News via Gawker, banner via Howard Stern)

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