Woman Filled Her Vagina With Poison To Try To Kill Her Husband When He Went Down On Her

Bros. BROS.

Reports the Daily Mirror:

A woman is being sued by her husband for allegedly trying to kill him by putting poison in her genitals and then asking him to perform oral sex.

The Brazilian wife is accused of planting a toxic substance on her genitals before luring her husband to bed.

Reports in the South American country suggest he was ready and willing, and only escaped death because he noticed a strange smell.

According to an Argentinian media outlet, the lady with the poison-laden vagina eventually confessed to having enough poison inside of her to kill both herself and her husband.

Fellas, so now you have to consider whether a girl is trying TO KILL YOU if she, ugh, smells not so fresh down there. Meanwhile, ladies, if a dude smell not so fresh down there, he’s probably just a slob who doesn’t give a sh*t if his junk reeks, otherwise he’d at least find a sink and running water to give himself a trucker bath. Either way, just say no to going down on smelly naughty bits, y’all.

(Via Gawker)