Porn Stars Inspire 2015 Graduates By Reading ‘Oh, The Places You’ll Go!’

Chances are good that if you’re attending graduation this year, especially as a soon-to-be ex-high school student, your earnest valedictorian will quote an excerpt from either Robert Frost’s overwrought “The Road Not Taken” or Oh, the Places You’ll Go!, the last book Dr. Seuss published before he died. So long as unoriginal teenagers are googling “graduation speech ideas,” his legacy lives on, even through porn stars. A veritable orgy of adult film actresses were asked to read Places You’ll Go, the inspiration for OHHHHH, The Butts You’ll Go In.

The best thing about the video is how the ladies read Seuss’ text. Some say it, y’know, like a normal person, while others sexualize every syllable, especially the women at 3:45.

She’d be a hit in the Kids Korner at Barnes and Noble.

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