This Guy Bragged About Having Sex In A Pub, And The Staff Responded

It’s not quite Rikrok banging on the floor (and defeating ISIS in the process), but Philip Smith had sex in a Dublin pub’s bathroom, and he wanted everyone to know. Next to a crude drawing of Cthulhu having his way with your mom, probably, Smith wrote on the toilet wall:

“Philip Smith had sex in here, f*ckin’ love this pub.”

The pub’s staff wasn’t impressed, and responded to his boast.

We know you did Philip, but in the 20 seconds it took us to fetch the doorman you had finished!!! – But fair play…regards, the staff

The real loser here is the man or woman Philip had sex with. Only 20 seconds?

At least last ONE Pogues song.

(Via Metro)

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