The New ‘Realistic Mario’ Puts The ‘Shroom In Mushroom Kingdom

06.17.14 4 years ago

Man, we’re going to miss The Pete Holmes Show. Since it was cancelled, we’ve been happy to get any remaining Ex-Men, Street Fighter Red Tape, and Realistic Mario sketches we can get. We thought the last Realistic Mario, in which we find out Mario is a heartless koopa-killing monster, would be the last. Happily — and trippingly — it isn’t.

This time, instead of facing Yoshi’s wrath or trying to swim through mystery pipes or sustaining factually-incorrect head injuries, Mario is hitting the wrong kind of mushroom blocks. Now we more fully understand why Luigi has had enough of this sh*t.

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