‘Red As Blood’: This Little Girl’s Newspaper Poem Is ‘Metal As F*ck’

We know three things about Gabi:

1. She’s nine years old.

2. She goes to the Pegasus School in Huntington Beach.

3. She’s going to attend a lot of Slayer concerts, if she hasn’t already.

To quote a response to Shelby’s tweet, that’s “metal as f*ck.” Step up your game, Skylar, 8.