Once upon a time, it wasn’t necessarily a deal-breaker to date, or even marry, someone with different political leanings than your own. Those days are squarely behind us however, ever since the 2016 election tore our country apart faster than you could say “covfefe.” So many single conservatives, particularly those living in blue states or in progressive, urban areas, are now having a more difficult time finding a partner — because they can’t all be as breezy and effortless as the pairing of say, the president’s son and a Fox News anchor.
A new dating app is trying to make it easier for right-wing singles to get down with presumably bland, missionary-style sex. “Righter,” as the app is called, proclaims itself to be where “RIGHT minds meet.” “Have you ever been swiped left on a dating app because you are a Conservative? Trust me you have,” official Righter Twitter account tweeted on Wednesday evening. ‘Try Righter where being #MAGA makes you more attractive, not less!”
Have you ever been swiped left on a dating app because you are a Conservative? Trust me you have. Try Righter where being #MAGA makess you more attractive, not less! pic.twitter.com/5YWFwzPkqg
— Righter (@wearerighter) November 8, 2018
Cool, cool.
Not surprisingly, as the tweet began to go viral, lot of people had similar reactions, roasting the apparent snowflakes for needing their own dating app and also the overwhelming whiteness of the models in general.
move over, Stormfront https://t.co/SvgHf7mEdw
— Sarah Jones (@onesarahjones) November 8, 2018
Did y’all do a search for “Aryans who want to fuck” on Getty images?
— Legendary demi-hottie Li’l 🌳 (@karengeier) November 8, 2018
Who's the dummy who called this "Righter" and not "No D" https://t.co/hdcGX0EkOf
— andi zeisler (@andizeisler) November 8, 2018
Shoulda gone with “Thirst Reich.” https://t.co/eJ6VGcXp5T
— Pete Haas (@dimeford) November 8, 2018
we are truly in a golden age of scams https://t.co/Zy1wf6QkM1
— america's lounge singer (@KrangTNelson) November 8, 2018
https://twitter.com/TheLapsedJedi/status/1060575365159178247
https://twitter.com/AlexMLeo/status/1060554704424452099
Oh, finally. This means fewer people on tinder that I have to swipe left on now. https://t.co/k0or2ziudw
— sai (@Saisailu97) November 8, 2018
😳😳😳🤪🤣🤣🤣 Yeah no thanks pic.twitter.com/rccLmgvDQZ
— Mamie Parris (@MamieParris) November 8, 2018
PlentyOfFash https://t.co/mGegWbz5Zp
— Prairie Rose Clayton🥈 (@hoover_dam) November 8, 2018
https://twitter.com/OmanReagan/status/1060596845150228480
Missed opportunity to call it “IncelEbrate” https://t.co/088L7xNfEC
— Ned Pyle (@NerdPyle) November 8, 2018
A lot of people also had the same joke:
https://twitter.com/AtticusGF/status/1060562952187666432
Really missed an opportunity to go with “Whiter” here https://t.co/5CTmnwxx4c
— Angela Smith (@AngelaShelbyCo) November 8, 2018
More like Whiter https://t.co/sRq9viT4Ks
— lydia chitwood (@lydiacatherinec) November 8, 2018
They were so close, almost nailed it!