First thing’s first. Rihanna returned to Instagram over the weekend after a 7-month hiatus.
Second, and perhaps more importantly, Rihanna did an interview with Elle and kinda, sorta referenced a penis. Specifically, a trimmed one.
What’s on your Christmas?
A big, trimmed ****!!
Hmmm, things you trim, four letters, needs to be censored.
Let me think here…
Shrub? No wait, that’s five letters.
Mustache? No wait, that doesn’t fit either.
I don’t know guys, I’m really confused. More confused than that time Ellen had a conversation with Rihanna’s vagina.
[Elle]