This Is Why You Shouldn’t Go Down The Royal Flush Water Slide Backwards

The Royal Flush, located in Waco, Texas, is the terrifying and “amazing super water slide” that recently transfixed the Internet, because attractive people in bikinis and swimsuits. It also inspired Matt Hess to tempt fate and go down the slide backwards while holding a GoPro.

It ended, as these things often do, with a possible concussion.

At least he was wearing a lifejacket?

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