Paramount released the second full trailer for Michael Bay’s Transformers 3: Shia’s New Girlfriend Has A Huge Adam’s Apple. Er, I mean Transformers: Dark of the Moon. And man do these robots hate digitally-rendered buildings. Also after the jump are some character banners. These say the movie opens July 1st, but they just announced it’s opening June 29th instead, so, uh, crack open a bottle of champagne I guess.
The trailer is after the jump, but it isn’t automatically in 3D. If you want the full 3D theater experience, we recommend crossing your eyes, hopping on one leg, and rubbing your belly while patting your head at the same time. Also, you should be wearing a Power Girl outfit while you are doing this because the cleavage-exposing cut-out really improves the 2D-to-3D conversion rates. For best results, record a video of yourself doing this and send it to us. DO IT.
https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/J6dv_UugFXs?fs=1&hl=en_US
Take that, buildings.
This was the least Adam’s apple-ish cast photo I could find of Megan Fox’s replacement. I hope she can act.