‘Sesame Street’ Parodies ‘Avengers: Age Of Ultron’, Doesn’t Know What Hawkeye Does Either

“That me secret. Me always hungry.”

That’s what Cookie Monster says — and it’s true for all of us, isn’t it? — in the newest movie parody from Sesame Street. They’ve already excellently parodied Game Of Thrones, Hunger Games, Sons Of Anarchy, Downton Abbey, Boardwalk Empire, Homeland, Harry Potter, True Blood, and Lord Of The Rings, and now they put their cute puppet-y spin on Avengers: Age Of Ultron.

In “The Aveggies: Age of Bon Bon”, Cookie Monster (AKA Dr. Brownie) and his teammates Onion Man, Captain Americauliflower, Black Bean Widow, The Mighty Corn, and Zuchin-eye must stop a villain trying to turn all of the healthy foods in the world into desserts. Wait, no. Don’t stop that. Why would you stop that? If anything, those carrot sticks need more cotton candy on them and no, I am not pregnant.

Our favorite part is when Cookie Monster rightly asks the ersatz Hawkeye character, “What’d you ever do?” He doesn’t have much of an explanation, but his sunglasses are cool, right?

And be sure to stare at the screen for ten minutes after the video ends to check out that exciting post-credits scene of Cookie Monster patiently waiting in Tony Stark’s office.

We lied about the post-credits scene, and who would stare at a dark screen for ten minutes just to see a 30 second scene of somebody’s office? Ha ha, that would be ridiculous.

(Via Sesame Street)

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