‘Sesame Street: Lord of the Crumbs’ Is The Only ‘Lord Of The Rings’ We Need Today

Sesame Street has awesomely followed up their recent Hunger Games and Homeland parodies with a Lord Of The Rings parody just in time for The Hobbit: The Discoteque of Swag‘s opening this Friday.

Legend speaks of a dessert unimaginably sweet and delicious, and when it was destroyed all that remained was the dessert’s powerful recipe. It remained in the hands of a monster named Gobble for a long time, but when it disappeared, all cookies on Monster Earth disappeared along with it. It is up to Cookie Monster to use his memory and remember the recipe in order to bake the cookies in the fires of Mount Crumb. [Sesame Street]

Take a wild guess what his “precious” is…

You guessed it. Frank Stallone.