This Man Got A Doctor’s Note Excusing Him For Being A Terrible Sexual Partner

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01.23.15 4 Comments

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Underperformance in the bedroom can lead to a range of destinations across the awkwardness spectrum, from uncomfortable silences to dubious explanations. But a man who goes by mitchiganjfrog on Reddit (though his doctor calls him Shaun) has a discovered a way to underperform without going through the embarrassing trouble of grasping at excuses: he let his doctor do the explaining for him.

After hurting his back at work — then hurting it again in the bedroom — Shaun’s doctor ordered him to take it easy between the sheets (read: make his partner do all the work). The doc even wrote him an official note so he wouldn’t have to break the news himself:

If you can’t make out the body of the text, it says:

He WILL BE UNFIT TO CONTINUE his USUAL OCCUPATION or SEXUAL services. Shaun can only take part in sexual activity flat on his back with minimal effort on his part.

Welp, gotta obey the doctor’s orders. The only problem: Shaun’s doctor may be putting him in a dangerous position.

(Via Reddit/IMGUR; H/T Happy Place)

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