Oh My God, Shaq’s Feet Are Disgusting, As This Video Of His Pedicure Shows

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Scientific fact says this is what you need to groom Shaq’s feet… power tools, a welding mask and religious faith. Seriously, do you see those craggy mounds of troll-paw he’s hiding in those size 22s? Have you ever been rock climbing on a 7-foot person’s feet? Shaq has the perfect ridge for beginners or intermediate climbers hanging out between his toes.

His nail beds are like actual unmade beds, with loose quarters and yellow stains included. About 11,000 NBA minutes went into the destruction of those feet, and someone still has to tend to them. As big as he is, Shaq’s human, too. The game just left him with Shrek sandals and tattooed tears on dogs no amateur would dare get near.

It’s not just that they are visually appalling. The look on the nail tech’s face suggests their smell may also recall those 11,000 minutes of gym socks the size of leprechaun pants.

Plus, Shaq had the nerve to paint them red when feet like that demand a clear coat, not a blazing red signal of terror.

Honestly, we’re just happy that Shaq got the emergency care his body needed. No one should be walking around like that.

(TMZ)

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