Here’s some Canadian pop-punk/mall-rock/arena crap history for you: Deryck Whibley is the lead singer and guitarist of Sum 41, or the band that gave us “Fat Lip.” Avril Lavigne is Avril Lavigne, or the woman who gave us “It’s Complicated.” In 2003, Whibley and Lavigne began dating, and in 2006, they were married. In 2009, they broke up due to “irreconcilable differences,” which I’m shocked isn’t the name of an Avril Lavigne album. This year, Canada’s finest, Lavigne and Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger, broke the Internet when they announced they were not only dating, but engaged, while Deryck Whibley *file not found*. Which brings us to this.
He was a sk8er boi? Gurl? Avril’s confused. In other news, here’s Deryck’s girlfriend, not as Chad:
Yup, life isn’t fair. Who knew women went for the Billie Joe Armstrong-as-Seth Green-as-hobbit outfit?