Silver Surfers, Snowboarding Opossum, and Links

Louis C.K’s New, New Testament: 20 Commandments to Live By |Warming Glow|

ROFLMNBAO: Kobe’s Black Mask, 2012-2012 |With Leather|

UPROXX ‘Archer’ Open Thread: ‘Skin Game’ With Illustration Director TJ Buford |UPROXX|

Dear David Stern, Stare Downs Aren’t Worth Techs |Smoking Section|

Frotcast 90: Comedian Matt Lieb, Big Money Rustlas, Laremy talks John Carter |Film Drunk|

Elderly Viral Phenom Completely Flummoxed By Her Sudden Internet Fame |UPROXX|

What The Hell Is All This ‘#Kony2012′ Crap About? |UPROXX|

‘Lone Ranger’: Johnny Depp Is Wearing A Birdhat |Film Drunk|

Jay Electronica Announces “Act II” Album Completion Via Twitter |Smoking Section|

Ten More Jokes To Make About The Upcoming Hulk Hogan Sex Tape |With Leather|

This ‘Community’ Season 3 Trailer Will Give Your Goose Bumps Orgasms |Warming Glow|

Fresh Guacamole |High Definite|

Coors Is Going To Start Making Iced Tea Flavored Beer |Buzzfeed|

10 Weirdest ‘Animals Eating Themselves’ Pictures Ever |The FW|

Ten Actors We Wish Were More Talented Than They Are |Pajiba|

Our 10 Favorite Adam Sandler Leading Ladies in Movies |Unreality|

Rush Limbaugh vs. Inspirational Feminist Quotes |HuffPost Comedy|

Bisexual female characters are TV’s hot new thing. In other news, TV just got AWESOME |FARK|

VIDEO BELOW: Introducing Ratatouille, The Snowboarding Opossum |via Buzzfeed|

[Pictures via Reddit and JuliaSegal.]