Sir Patrick Stewart Is Very Good At Halloween

Earlier this afternoon, Sir Patrick Stewart wished the world a Happy Halloween by posting a picture of himself sitting in a bathtub while wearing a lobster costume. It’s best if you just accept that. If you start asking questions, you’ll end up asking yourself things like “What the hell was he doing in that tree the one time?” and “And what was the deal with that whole pizza controversy he started, anyway?” and then you’ll just ruin everything.

Patrick Stewart is a 73-year-old knight of the British Empire who uses social media to post videos of himself giggling in a treehouse and pictures of himself wearing a lobster costume in the bathtub, and who may or may not have waited seven decades to have his first “slice” of pizza, whatever the hell that means. That is what is going on here. Now please just shut up and enjoy it.