The Smurfs live inside penis houses. Large mushroom houses…shaped liked penis heads, circumcised of course. Disney is notorious for subtle sexual references in its films but it’s these adorable blue creatures that subconsciously subject children to the greatest cartoon perversion of all. And there’s sure to be another onslaught of cartoon mushroom genitalia houses when “The Smurfs” hits theaters this Friday.
Is the imagery purposeful? Maybe the members of Cleveland based metal band Mushroomhead have the answer. But even better this time around, Katy Perry–the same Katy Perry who draped her supple breasts with Elmo from Sesame Street–voices Smurfette. Maybe she’ll make some smutty Smurf innuendos on the big screen then retreat to her purple-topped abode.
Are we imagining this? Possibly. But take a gander at this gallery of the most phallic-looking Smurfs houses in cartoons, art and merchandise and you be the judge.
Brainy Smurf gathers the troops to break the horrifying news.
Hey kids, have a peek inside Papa Smurf’s totally not creepy mushroom house.
Smurfette always liked privacy around her purple-topped house.
Looking for a third.
Warts.
Much more serious warts.
The property value of these houses have taken a real beating during the recession.
Penis bank.
So peaceful.
Smurfs know the importance of maintaining the garden.
Yeah, that’s a cherry pie.
Just a guy inside a Smurf house in the middle of the woods. Nothing else to see here.
Finally, a large, brown house.
The Most Phallic-Looking Smurfs Houses
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