Sorry Ladies, Mark Zuckerberg Is Now A Married Man

The day after taking Facebook public, Mark Zuckerberg married longtime girlfriend Priscilla Chan today. He announced it to the world by changing his Facebook status to “married” while posting the photo above.

Reports the AP:

Zuckerberg and 27-year-old Priscilla Chan tied the knot at a small ceremony at his Palo Alto, Calif., home, capping a busy week for the couple.

The ceremony took place in Zuckerberg’s backyard before fewer than 100 guests, who all thought they were there to celebrate Chan’s graduation.

What I really want to know is what the hell Donald Trump knew and when did he know it?