Chris Pine, in addition to being the new Captain Kirk, is rumored to be the next Captain America. Since Joe Johnson has said he plans to cast an unknown in the role, I trust that rumor about as much as I trust your mom to heed our safe word. Rutabaga. Also, Pine was photographed being awesome at a Lakers game, which is all the excuse I need to post a Chris Pine picture (below).
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