This Startled Pit Bull Wants Nothing To Do With This Possibly ‘Haunted’ Pineapple

Haley Joel Osment saw dead people, Stella the dog sees… pineapple ghosts? Utterly terrified by the tropical treat, the poor pit bull barks, growls, and even scurries away in fear. Three possible reasons for such behavior:

1. This is how Stella signals that her owners have successfully chosen a very ripe piece of fruit.
2. She detects the moldy scent of frequent pineapple homeowner SpongeBob Squarepants.
3. It totally is a pineapple ghost.

(It’s probably #3.)