If you came here looking for a video of a guy with a samurai sword chopping his buddy’s nose off in a drunk stunt gone wrong, you’re in the right place. It’s actually impressive how the would-be ninja managed to slice through the intended target, a sausage and the unintentional bystander, the aforementioned nose. That takes both skill and massive stupidity, but mostly stupidity.
Mondays, am I right? (Via YouTube)