Cops Find Drugs, Tools, & Stolen Jewelry Inside A Teen’s Butt After He Crashed His Car Into A Tree

A Pennsylvania teenager who struck a tree while allegedly driving drunk was rushed to a hospital with non-life threatening injuries.

The story of Christopher Scheller, 19, sounds like your run-of-the-mill, infuriating drunk driving tale. Until you get to the truly astounding inventory found inside the kid’s butt. From Fox43:

When medical staff performed a medical x-ray of Scheller, they found “an abnormality” in his rectum. Scheller at first did not want the object removed- but eventually consented. Found in his rectum were a bag of synthetic marijuana, a socket for a wrench used for smoking, four bracelets, four necklaces, and 11 ladies rings.

Scheller apparently stuck the items “up there” as the officer was approaching the scene of the crash. The jewelry was later deemed stolen from a nearby residence. Charges against Scheller include theft, receiving stolen property, DUI, and several others. He is currently in custody at the York County Prison (wait for it…) on unrelated charges. via Gawker. Image via York County Prison.