Here’s The Real Truth Behind Scary Large Earthquakes

If “One Buff Man’s Unstoppable Love For His Busty Daughter In A Time Of Earthquakes” didn’t sell you on seeing The Rock’s new movie, then knowing more about what’s really going on with scary earthquakes on the West Coast so you can outsmart your friends should.

And we’re here to help! So, get to watching. And we apologize in advance for that crippling fear of setting foot in a Seattle high-rise you’re soon to have.