The Weeping At Kim Jong Il’s Funeral Was Predictably Ridiculous

The following conversation took place a little after midnight CST last night after a lady friend pinged me on gchat…

Friend: OMG are you watching CNN?

Me: Negative. Watching A Prophet on Starz. Or maybe it’s Encore. Whatever. You should be watching too. Badass flick. What’s up on CNN?

Friend: Just put it on CNN…Live feed from Kim Jong Il’s funeral. It’s ridonk.

Me: Oh hell yeah. SOLD!

Me: HOLY SH*T!!!

Friend:Toldja.

Me: I have to say, these people are crying like they’ll be shot in the head later today if they don’t cry hard enough.

Friend: It’s so freaky. The result of years of brainwashing unfolding before our eyes.

Me: Maybe their tears are secretly tears of happiness?

Friend: I doubt it. I think they’re genuinely freaking out.

Me: “WHO WILL GIVE US A WEEKLY CRAPPY LOAF OF BREAD TO SURVIVE ON NOW?!?!”

Me: It’s like they have no confidence in Kim Jong Un. I wonder how he feels watching this?

Friend: He’s probably just thinking about all the pussy he’s going to get now. How he’s going to sex all of those crying women with his powerful choad.

Me: “MY FATHER LIVES ON THROUGH MY STUBBY PENIS. PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH AND HE WILL SOON ENTER YOU IN THE FORM OF A SALTY CREAM SAUCE.”

Me: “I may be your Dear Leader, but little Kim Jong Dong here is your Dear Seeder.”

Me: I’m sorry, it’s late and I’m a little delirious.

Me: Hello? Anyone there?

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