Running around robbing banks all wacked off of Scooby Snacks.
Deadpool has very strong opinions on Jar Jar Binks. [ComicsAlliance]
Super Mario text messages from last night. Dude, I ate so many shrooms last night. I think I fought a dinosaur. Why am I dressed like a racoon? [CollegeHumor]
Stuart Townshend is as foolish as he is pretty. He left the role of Aragorn in LOTR the day before filming began to do The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen instead. Now he’s walked off Thor over “creative differences”. I think that means they wanted him to show up for work, and he had a creatively different idea. [Filmdrunk]
If you like Mayberry, you shoulda put a ring on it. [WarmingGlow]
“NBC has already greenlit half-a-dozen drama pilots in hopes of quickly filling the 10 PM slot.” Well, that’s brilliant. Maybe you can show all six at the same time and call it 12-D. It’s four times more than 3-D! [InsideTV]
“World’s first sex robot” debuts. Wait, the R.O.B. Gyromite for the NES wasn’t a sex robot? [Unreality (Safe for work)]
VIDEOS BELOW: A cat who loves watermelon and a dog who hates snow, via OhHaveYouSeenThis.