Things I Saw On The Internet Today That I Want Really Bad

As I noted the other day, I spend hours each day wandering around the Internet, and often I run across things that I find myself wanting really bad.
For instance, I kinda want the Spanish Keanu Reeves playing cards shown above that are currently up for auction on eBay. The seller describes the booty thusly…

EXCELLENT COLLECOTR ITEM !
KEANU REEVES
SPANISH PLAYING CARDS
1 BOX WITH 50 SPANISH PLAYING CARDS – MADE IN ARGENTINA.
THE BOX CONTAINS 48 DIFFERENTS SPANISH PLAYING CARDS & 2 JOKERS.
NEW IN BOX CLOSED. EXCELLENT CONDITION.

Um, WANT!
Anyway, after the jump are some of the other things I saw today that I want, and you’ll probably want them too after you see them.

I was just thinking the other day about how I want to go to a waterpark soon. And then I saw this pic of the Rock just OWNING it at Splash Mountain, and now I want to go there too.
(via The Daily What)
I want these earphones, in my ears, for they contain six speakers per ear.
(via CoolHunting)
I want some of Guido Daniele’s amazing alligator body art on my body next Mardi Gras.
(Via UA)
I want this Don Draper Ken doll and I have no idea why other than I think it’d be cool to have him on my coffee table during the show when it comes back on.
I want an artist to make a painting of this Ron Swanson photo so I can hang it above my television.
(Via Warming Glow)
I want to download the new Washed Out record on my iPod, but it’s only available on vinyl and CD right now.

I want one of these date stapler things, just because.
(Via Geekologie)
I want this to be a real game, so I can play it.
(via Lisanti)

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