No matter how good of a relationship you have with your husband or wife, there’s still only like a 100 percent chance there’s something your lovey-poo is keeping from you. Whether it’s how much they look at porn (85 percent more than they let on), that they secretly think your butt looks big in those pants, that they know the thing that time was really their fault, or even that they’re secretly withholding good news to break when the time is right. Your spouse is keeping something from you.
And so goes this TIFU (Today I F*cked Up) that is currently trending on Reddit. As always, these things have at least a 50 percent chance of being fake, but either way, I think this should be a cautionary tale for the rest of us to never venture into the murky waters of your significant other’s social media accounts:
My wife and I have been trying for a second baby for about 3 months now and still have not gotten pregnant. During this time she started baking cupcakes and cake truffles from our home to sell. I created her a website and got some facebook voucher codes for $50 advertising. I tried using the code on mine but I realised it was only for new advertisers only (I had already promoted my fb page so I wasn’t eligible).
How I f*cked up: I texted her this morning to tell her I’m gonna log in with her account because it needs a new advertiser in order for the coupon to work. I start creating an ad and in the background I see her IMing her best friend.
WHAT SALACIOUS THING WAS HE ABOUT TO LEARN ABOUT HIS W…
She asks my wife if the test came out good or bad. I continue creating the ad and try not to read anything but I read her saying it came out positive.
At this point I call her and tell her I read it. Apparently she had been planning on a cute way to tell me since we started trying. She had her sister order a shirt so it wouldn’t show up in our account since I keep up with that daily. The shirt says “Big Brother”. She was going to have it delivered to our neighbors so that I didn’t accidentally get the package. The shirt was supposed to be delivered today and she was going to have my son wear it when I got home.
She put all of that work in, but if you ask me, that’s still kind of a boring way of announcing that you’re going to have a second child because every single person and their brother announces a second child that way these days. Honestly, I like the “accidental snoop” story better because there are so many more awful things you can learn about your partner accidentally snooping on them. Whew! She was just pregnant with that baby you wanted, not a torrid lesbian affair. Bullet dodged!