This Guy Took Shrooms At Comic-Con And Texted His Meltdown To His Girlfriend

Redditor “ansomble” was supposed to have a good time at San Diego Comic-Con. Instead, he went on a bad trip. Because he’s “a moron,” to quote the man himself, “ansomble” took a bunch of mushrooms at Nerd Mecca, so rather than enjoying the Game of Thrones cosplay, he instead got freaked out by the “f*cking person in a dingy rabbit costume” and texted his existential crisis to his poor lady friend.

“Shrooms were a bad idea,” she texted. We disagree.

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