When raising children, it’s important to make sure your kids know they can be anything they want. Like this baby, who can totally be Robert Shaw.
Like 99% of the reason to have a child is to use said child to recreate your favorite movies. As soon as I can find a boombox light enough, mine’s putting on her trenchcoat and going to Dobler-town. But this is next-level. Next-level craftsmanship, next-level parenting.
If you’re lucky, maybe he’ll make one for you, but it ain’t gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin’ bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow you whole. $10,000 for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.
(Via Joseph Reginella)