This Video Of Cats Welcoming Home Soldiers Perfectly Sums Up Cats

There are few things as certain to bring on the waterworks as dogs welcoming home soldiers after a prolonged absence. Something about the combination of patriotism and dogs being loyal and wonderful creatures does it every time. But what about their feline counterparts? Surely cats are also excited to have their humans back home too, right?

Nope. Cats do not give a flying crap when you come home from servicing our great nation. As long as someone is around to dole out the Whiskas Temptations, you can just stay in the Middle East forever as far as they’re concerned — at least according to this video compilation (which is a few months old, but just going viral now thanks to Reddit). The little a-holes are lucky they’re so cute.