Fun fact time! Did you know that the algorithm Google uses to ensure that faces and license plate numbers are blurred out in Google Street View images doesn’t apply to boobs? At least not yet, anyway, although I suspect an update is coming soon because a woman from Australia was caught exposing her breasts in the above image.
Karen Davis, 38, caught wind that a Google Street View car was mapping her neighborhood in January, so she did what any normal, level-headed person would do and laid in wait until the car came by, flashing it and capturing her large breasts for internet posterity. (You can see the uncensored image here.)
She had a perfectly good reason though, according to the Smoking Gun:
“I look at Google Maps a lot and I wanted to be on there and I thought this is the way to do it,” Davis told the Port Pirie Recorder, her local newspaper. “I got to tick something else off my bucket list.”
Davis dismissed criticism of her flashing as the jealous wails of the less pendulous. “All the flat-tittie chicks think I am disgusting,” said Davis (who is hoping that Google will send her a free t-shirt).
No word on that shirt, but once Google caught wind, they did a little bit of manual overriding, and not only are Davis’ breasts now blurred, but her entire body:
Most people would just be happy to have their picture on Google Street View, but see? This is what happens when you get greedy. And that’s why you don’t mess with Google. They will just delete your ass from existence.