Tom Cruise’s Impressive Wang Will Be Displayed Near Scientology Headquarters

Senior Pop Culture Editor
07.30.15 12 Comments

Outside many baseball stadiums, there are statues for the home team’s most iconic players. PNC Park in Pittsburgh, for instance, has effigies for Pirates heroes Honus Wagner, Roberto Clemente, Willie Stargell, and Bill Mazeroski. Meanwhile, to celebrate Tom Cruise’s 25 years with Scientology, the Cory Allen Contemporary Art in St. Petersburg, Fla., has a giant shroud of the Mission: Impossible star’s impressive wang and giant balls. The monument, designed by artist Daniel Edwards, will be displayed near Scientology headquarters in Clearwater.

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