Outside many baseball stadiums, there are statues for the home team’s most iconic players. PNC Park in Pittsburgh, for instance, has effigies for Pirates heroes Honus Wagner, Roberto Clemente, Willie Stargell, and Bill Mazeroski. Meanwhile, to celebrate Tom Cruise’s 25 years with Scientology, the Cory Allen Contemporary Art in St. Petersburg, Fla., has a giant shroud of the Mission: Impossible star’s impressive wang and giant balls. The monument, designed by artist Daniel Edwards, will be displayed near Scientology headquarters in Clearwater.
Not safe for work, life, Battlefield Earth haters.
It measures 14 feet by three feet, and I don’t mean his penis. Some say if you get close enough, you can hear Cruise’s “respect the cock” speech from Magnolia. IT IS EVOLUTIONAL.
(Via E! Online)