New 'Total Recall' Stuff And Important News About Kate Beckinsale's Three Boobs

Len Wiseman’s Total Recall remake opens August 3rd, so we’re finally getting more than the occasional trailer, clip, or three-boobed hooker update. Speaking of that triple-breasted lady of the night, we learned this week that Total Recall star Kate Beckinsale nearly played the character.

“At one point, when it looked like I wouldn’t be able to play Lori, I was going to do a cameo as the three-breasted woman,” says Becksinale. “And I started fretting about where they’d put the third one. Have I actually got room for a third one in the middle, or would it go to the side? Would it then be under an armpit and actually not sexy?” [Blastr]

Kate Beckinsale’s boobs not sexy? DOES NOT COMPUTE.

Another thing which doesn’t quite compute is the first video below, a scene of Quaid’s escape from Rekall. The editing is very choppy with important dialogue seemingly cut out, and we hope this isn’t how the scene plays out in the final version, because it has the potential to be awesome if edited well. The second video below is a featurette, and we have a few more pictures to accompany that new poster above.

Is it just me, or does that poster’s background remind anyone else of the alternate ending to Army of Darkness?

[Sources: Twitch, CBM, Coming Soon, The Playlist, Blastr]

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