Poor Verne Troyer. Guy can’t even get away with trying to lug his Thanksgiving turkey — albeit comically over-sized Thanksgiving turkey — home without a bunch of stinkbutt paparazzi ogling him. Thankfully, Verne Troyer also has an excellent sense of humor about himself, so he posted the papped photos on his Instagram account with the hashtag #turkeyprobs.
I hope his turkey turns out awesome, and that he wears a miniature turkey outfit while eating it. Sorry — after Shark Week, I can now only imagine Verne Troyer wearing a costume related to whatever the thing he’s participating in.