Shia LaBeouf Looks Constipated While Giving This Fake TED Talk

Ever wonder what a TED Talk given by Shia LaBeouf would look or sound like? Yeah, me neither.

At least, that’s what I thought before I stumbled upon YouTuber Michael McNeff‘s fantastic edit of a few choice nuggets from some green screen footage LaBeouf tweeted out on Tuesday. The above video is short, and the crazed actor only spends about a minute giving his “talk,” but it’s worth every second.

The only question I have for LaBeouf is, “Getting enough fiber these days?”

(Via Michael McNeff)