The translation for this headline is “rebuffed impudent visitor” which is Russia’s way of saying someone got knocked the f*ck out.
Let’s break this down:
:23 The man tries stuffing money down the waitress’s shirt and gets pushed away.
:27 The man attempts to retaliate and takes a menu-bash to the head.
:30 BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!
:36 Several bros rush to his side.
:40 The man realizes his nose is probably broken.
:54 He leaves, tail tucked between his legs, never to return.
Can Taylor Swift get this waitress for her “Bad Blood” sequel?