Winter can get a little boring in Canada, what with it lasting half the year and regularly hitting temperatures below -22°F. So you gotta do what you gotta do to keep yourself sane. And if that means hooking roman candles up to your drone and letting it hunt you down like an animal, so be it.
Don’t listen to those who say this behavior implies you’re already insane. In fact, I’d say people with dangerous opinions like that may need a visit from the fireworks drone themselves. As president, I authorize this use of fun against any fuddy duddies who oppose us.