Watch This Horrible Attempt At Cutting A Watermelon With A Sword

Swords are not toys, people. We’ve already seen what can go wrong when swords and faces mix together, so, given that knowledge, I wasn’t holding out too much hope for the fate of the glass patio table that the swordsman in this video chose to samurai-chop a watermelon on. Oh, but at least he put a cutting board underneath it, so I guess that makes it totally responsible.