Watch This Man Having A Very Deep Conversation With A Canadian Goose

Geese aren’t all death, destruction, and the tears of children. Sometimes, they just need someone to talk to, as evidenced by this real life Dr. Dolittle. As to what the goose is actually saying, that’s a story in unto itself.

“So I says to Mabel, I says… what say we just poop right here on the footpath? It’s as good a place as any.”

(Via Mashable)